18+ ONLY
Yes, they’re ridiculous—and that’s the point. Our 25 Piece 1.5" Bag of Stiff Dicks Wood Craft Blanks is designed for adult paint nights, gag gifts, and customers with a solid sense of humor and zero shame.
Precision cut from smooth, high-quality wood, these small blanks are perfect for quick paint projects, party favors, ornaments, or add-on items that sell fast because they’re unexpected and funny. They paint up quickly, spark laughs immediately, and tend to disappear off tables faster than you’d think.
Details:
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Includes 25 wood craft blanks
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Approx. 1.5" each
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Unfinished wood, ready for paint or embellishment
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Intended for adult-only crafting and humor projects
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Ideal for paint parties, gag gifts, and novelty resale
Let’s be honest—these aren’t subtle. But subtle doesn’t sell at adult paint nights. These do.