18+ ONLY
Ridiculous? Yes. Subtle? Absolutely not. Our 10" x 12" Stiff Dick Wood Craft Blank is made for adult paint nights, gag gifts, and customers who enjoy unapologetic humor and a good laugh.
Precision cut from smooth, high-quality wood, this larger-size blank gives painters plenty of room for creativity—bold colors, lettering, or distressed finishes all work great here. It’s a statement piece designed to be funny, unexpected, and impossible to ignore.
Details:
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Approx. 10" x 12"
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Unfinished wood craft blank
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Smooth surface for easy painting and customization
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Intended for adult-only novelty décor and gifts
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Ideal for adult paint parties, gag gifts, and resale
Let’s be real—this isn’t polite décor. It’s humor for grown-ups, and it sells because it leans all the way in.